School for Women
CLASSES FOR WOMEN.
Women think they already know everything,
but
wait...training courses are now available for women on the following
subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
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2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
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3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
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4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
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5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
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6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
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7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
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8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
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9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
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10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
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11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
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12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
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13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
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14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
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15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
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16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
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17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
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18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
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19. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
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20. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
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21. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
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22. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
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23. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
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24. TV Remotes: For Men Only