Surgery Schmurgery

Things you don't want to hear during surgery


Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog! Bad dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me

Oh no!  I think I lost my Rolex.

There go the lights again.

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of "em.

Everybody stand back! I just lost a contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; its throwing my concentration off.

What's this doing here?

That's cool! Now watch me make his leg twitch!

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Darn! Page 147 of the manual is missing!