Return to sender
A little boy wanted $100, badly and prayed
for two weeks but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they
decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched,
and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $20.00
bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little
boy. The little boy was delighted with the $20.00 and sat down to write a
thank-you note to the Lord. It said:
Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as
usual, those jerks deducted $80.00.