School for Men
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE
WELCOME!
Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each
course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
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Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table
discussion.
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Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and
explanatory graphics.
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Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly
into the kitchen sink/dishwasher?
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Examples on video.
Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline and support groups.
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Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
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Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audiotape.
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Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
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Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.
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Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
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Online class and role-playing.
Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises,
meditation and breathing techniques.
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Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be
late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.