The Juggler


A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.  As the officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes in the car.  "What are those for?" he asked suspiciously.  "I'm a juggler," the man replied.  "I use those in my act."  "Well, show me," the officer demanded, still a little unsure.  So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.  Just then another car passed by.  The driver did a double take, and said, "That's it Maude.  I've got to give up the drink!  Just look at the sobriety test they're giving now!!"