The Indian Chief
In the 1800's there was a family traveling out west when they came upon an Indian Chief with his ear to the ground. "2 wagon trains, 3 men on horse back, 1 herd of cattle." Said the Indian Chief. The family was amazed. "You mean you can tell all of that is coming just by putting your ear to the ground?" Asked the father. The Indian Chief looked up and replied, "NO! They ran over me ten minutes ago!"