How to Bathe the Cat
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both
lids, and stand
on top ..so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet - cat is enjoying
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power
rinse, which is quite effective.
Cat is too big to go down the drain.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from
possible, and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and
outdoors, where he will
air dry. Cat will return when hungry