How to Bathe the Cat 

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom. 

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both 

lids, and stand

on top ..so cat cannot escape. 

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. 

(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet - cat is enjoying

this). 

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power

rinse, which is quite effective.

Cat is too big to go down the drain. 

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from

toilet as

possible, and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and 

outdoors, where he will

air dry. Cat will return when hungry

Sincerely,

The Dog

 

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