Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do you hear what I hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
DEMENTIA - I think I'll be home for Christmas.
NARCISSISTIC - Hark the herald angels sing (about me)
MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and.....
PARANOIA - Santa Clause is coming to get me.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me (and then took it away).
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..........