Annoying Part 2

       1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your
       2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
       they want fries with that.
       3. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
       4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
       everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to
       5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with
       the prophecy."
       6. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
       after they answer.
       7. Sing along at the opera.
       8. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
       9. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a
       tape of jungle sounds all day.

       10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
       attend their party because you're not in the mood.
       11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!",
       I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
       12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the
       parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"