Annoying Part 2
1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your
voice.
2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
they want fries with that.
3. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to
espresso.
5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with
the prophecy."
6. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
after they answer.
7. Sing along at the opera.
8. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
rhyme.
9. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a
tape of jungle sounds all day.
10. Five days
in advance, tell your friends you can't
attend their party because you're not in the mood.
11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!",
I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the
parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"