Top 10 ways to brighten your day by annoying others.


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Practice making fax and modem noises.

4. Make beeping noises when you back up.

5. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

6. Yell out  random numbers while someone is counting.

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"...."What?..."Never mind, it's gone now."

8. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

10.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.