Worry-wart
Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was
ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who
could help him. His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change
and asked "What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore."
"I hired a professional worrier and I haven't had a worry since." replied Jack.
"That must be expensive." Bob replied. "He charges $5,000 a month." Jack told him.
"$5,000!!? How in the world can you afford to pay him?" exclaimed Bob.
"I don't know, that's his problem."