I.R.S.
A pastor of a church is sitting in his study when the phone rings.
"Hello, is this Reverend Jones?" the caller asks.
"It is." replied the pastor.
"This is Bill Johnson with the Internal Revenue Service. I was wondering if you could answer a few questions?"
"I'll try." said the pastor.
"Do you know a John Timmons?"
"I do."
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is."
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will."