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School for Women

 

CLASSES FOR WOMEN.

Women think they already know everything, but
wait...training courses are now available for women on the following
subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

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2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

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3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

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4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

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5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

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6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

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7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

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8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

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9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

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10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

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11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

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12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)

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13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

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14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

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15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

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16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

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17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

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18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

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19. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

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20. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

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21. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

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22. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

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23. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

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24. TV Remotes: For Men Only

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