Kids on church
A mother was teaching her 3-year old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen.
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children as they were on their way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping.
A little boy the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed between the pages. "Momma look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: "It's Adam's clothes!!!!"