worry wart


Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was

ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who

could help him. His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change

and asked "What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore."

"I hired a professional worrier and I haven't had a worry since." replied Jack.

"That must be expensive." Bob replied. "He charges $5,000 a month." Jack told him.

"$5,000!!? How in the world can you afford to pay him?" exclaimed Bob.

"I don't know, that's his problem."